A big shiny gold star goes out to slog commenter PEM, who writes in defense (?) of Charles's irreplaceableness:
Mudede's non-Amanda Knox features are lovely. It's his Slog posts that are borderline insane. I propose a system of emoticons to help us parse his often inscrutable approaches to tone.
:-)
I have noticed something magical on the way to work about birds.;-)
I am provoking you to get a reaction. Slog is my tickle machine.:-(
Shitty things about kids and dogs.:-( ™
Shitty things about my kids.XX
Shitty things about women:-o
Space! Rainbows. F*ing magnets, how do they work!8-o
Philosophy!$
Marxism.$$
Marxism rocks.$$$
The futility of Americans who buy things
Charles can't stop cackling. Paul can't stop giggling. The gold-starryness continues after the jump.
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Marxist reasons why it's okay someone middle class is sad.$·$ :'-(
The fact that a robber of color made them sad puts me in an awkward place philosophically.$·$ :'-( ™
He took your wallet?!? Yet again my children embarrass me!†
Amanda Knox did it.††
Or maybe not.†††
No, she really did it.†††††††††††††
She's white and has sex, people! Stabby, stabby!\m/
I have heard of a band.