In any other western industrialized nation, this man would get the surgery he needs. Here in the USA—USA! USA! USA!—he's shit out of luck. Perhaps someone at tonight's GOP debate will ask the assembled presidential dopefuls about the Las Vegas man with the 100 pound scrotum. A health care savings account isn't going to help and, thanks to his medical condition, he's unemployable and uninsurable. So what's he supposed to do? Oh, right: don't get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.