âThe officers were appalled at the number and variety of sexual acts being performedâand one of the officers has worked vice crimesâright out in the open where everybody was sitting,â Connolly said.... The sex parties, publicized on a swingersâ group website, apparently started in July and were scheduled to run through December. Couples and single men paid $40 admission at the door; single women got in free. Many of the vehicles in the parking lot Oct. 15 had Massachusetts license plates, Connolly said.
My goodness! Those opposite-sex-attracted perverts from Massachusetts were having opposite-sex sex right in front of, um, other opposite-sex-attracted adults who purchased club memberships and paid to get in and wanted to watch. But at least now the children of Sanford are safe from the sex parties they couldn't attend and the stuff they couldn't see and all the gross sex shit they didn't know was going on at the old Knights of Columbus hall until it was splashed all over the front pages of the daily newspaper that's available for their perusal at the public library they rarely visit.
Good work, everybody!