What Would Happen If There Was a Black Friday Doorbuster Sale on Pepper Spray?

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1
We should replace or at least augment our cash-based system with a pepper spray economy, like they used to use gold or whisky in the old west. Pepper spray is the new bling.
2
People would line up in an orderly fashion and politely wait their turn to get pepper spray.
3
Someone would get shot.
4
No need for all that. Most of us who want it already have ours. It's not like you go through a gallon a week of the stuff or anything.
5
This would happen: http://tinyurl.com/6r53o69
6
The SPD has to get to the back of the line, I don't care that they ran out of pepper spray supplies!
7
A smart store manager would jack the price of Malox and sports bottles...
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@4: Maybe you don't, but I'll bet Goldy does. He's crazy, that one.
9
Yeah, but he'd only do it so he could turn around and scream about the police being such assholes.
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