But a women's health clinic? Birth control? Plan B? Emergency contraception? Sorry, Siri can't find you any of that shit. Viagra? Yep! Siri can totally help you get your hands on some boner pills! Just been raped by some Viagra-addled, boner-havin' creep? Sorry, Siri's got nothin' for you!

WTF, Apple? WTF?