Slog tipper Nic sent along Adam Carolla's anti-Occupy rant:

This strikes me as the most relevant part:

It’s like, instead of lookin’ in the mirror and go, “Why the fuck am I not doin’ better?” You just find some guy who’s got more shit than you and go “Hey man, what do you need all that shit for?”

It’s the same version of, “Hey man, what do you need an MVP trophy for?”

“‘Cause I bust my ass. That’s why. Or maybe I’m just genetically better than you. Either way, buddy. I got the trophy, so shut the fuck up and get the fuck back to work, or better yet: on the bench, where you belong.”

This is what’s going on. So.

I love it when rich people manage to convince themselves that they managed to climb to greatness all by themselves.Of course it doesn't have anything to do with a booby-trapped playing field that rewards the wealthy with even more wealth. No, the cream rises to the top, and those who are up there absolutely deserve it because they worked really hard. The sweat you expend translates directly into the dollars you earn, because this is America.

Why on Earth wouldn't you want to make sure that every child born in America is given the right to good health care and a decent education? Because that fucking mewling infant is a fucking parasite, and Adam Carolla is a glittering golden god who worked his way to the top and that baby didn't go a goddamned thing, so fuck him. Fuck that stupid baby.