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Monday, December 5, 2011

The Human Centipede—Consensual, Gay, BDSM Porn Edition

Posted by on Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 11:17 AM

Who will take more pleasure in the existence of this NSFW photo? The gay BDSMers who subscribe to this particular NSFW porn site and get off on this particular kind of porn? Or the "straight" Christian conservatives who get off on showing photos of "extreme homosexual sex practices" to little old ladies in church basements? Let's vote!

 

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All I know is, who's NOT going to get off on that photo?
This guy.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on December 5, 2011 at 11:21 AM · Report this
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JoePa.
Posted by DMonaghan on December 5, 2011 at 11:22 AM · Report this
Zebes 5
Oh man, this sounds weird! I can't wait until I head home from work and can see what it is.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on December 5, 2011 at 11:25 AM · Report this
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I have zero interest in clicking that link. Possibly negative interest.
Posted by clashfan on December 5, 2011 at 11:31 AM · Report this
Aurora Erratic 8
Am I weird, that I was impressed by the formal aspects of the image? It's very well composed, for example.
Posted by Aurora Erratic http://www.finemesspottery.com on December 5, 2011 at 11:33 AM · Report this
9
Really? That's the best they can come up with? I've seen kinkier walking down Broadway before midnight on a Tuesday.
Posted by Smartypants on December 5, 2011 at 11:35 AM · Report this
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I'm gay but I really don't want to click on those links because I am disgusted by a lot of gay porn. So viewing extreme one is not even an option.
Posted by Mattyx on December 5, 2011 at 11:44 AM · Report this
11
Little too much political coverage lately -- I initially misread as the Herman Centipede...
Posted by Susan on December 5, 2011 at 11:49 AM · Report this
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How about a third option: I really don't want to click on that link.

Just knowing the human centipede exists is more than enough for me.
Posted by Lynx on December 5, 2011 at 11:52 AM · Report this
Granny Smith 13
As a kinky gay I must say this is not that hot. Amusing, sure but not really that hot or extreme.
Posted by Granny Smith on December 5, 2011 at 11:54 AM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 14
It's just a mass demonstration of analingus. With ropes.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on December 5, 2011 at 11:55 AM · Report this
Vince 15
I once went home with a guy who tried to slap cuffs on me by surprise. I was so terrified, all bondage just turns me off now.
Posted by Vince on December 5, 2011 at 12:00 PM · Report this
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@8, I actually had the same reaction to the photo. (The male models were well chosen: their bodies look harmonious together.)
Posted by ankylosaur on December 5, 2011 at 12:04 PM · Report this
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Are these 2 groups mutually exclusive?
Posted by maddy811 on December 5, 2011 at 12:11 PM · Report this
Knat 18
Despite SONLI's description of what sounds to be rather harmless, there's no way I'm gonna click those links.
Posted by Knat on December 5, 2011 at 12:23 PM · Report this
Andy 19
Not a fan of ball vices or this particular kind of bondage, but I love Trent Diesel!
Posted by Andy on December 5, 2011 at 12:26 PM · Report this
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@19, I agree. Trent Diesel can do anything he wants to me, any time.
Posted by DeanP on December 5, 2011 at 12:30 PM · Report this
BEG 21
Heh.

I didn't bother voting because it's a given result on this particular blog, but I did go look. Interesting. I can't imagine finding it a turn on, personally, but he clearly had a great time.
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on December 5, 2011 at 12:35 PM · Report this
Geni 22
@11 - The Herman Centipede is now my favorite phrase.
Posted by Geni on December 5, 2011 at 12:41 PM · Report this
Lurleen 23
Dan, something tells me that "straight" Christian conservatives bypass little old ladies altogether as they race to the basement with glossies of their latest "research findings".
Posted by Lurleen on December 5, 2011 at 12:53 PM · Report this
SoapMacTavish 24
BetaRayBilly already busted four nuts looking at those links!
Posted by SoapMacTavish on December 5, 2011 at 12:56 PM · Report this
kim in portland 26
No need to click the links. The answer is both. Those who enjoy BDSM and those who enjoy clutching their pearl necklace because they are aroused by their moral superiority and/or those who are in the closet over their kinky side. Either way, I'm under the opinion that if you are searching for something than it has its hooks in you. Healthy people just don't search for things that turn their stomach so they can share their horror with friends... They search it out because it arouses them one way or another. Just my $0.02.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on December 5, 2011 at 1:13 PM · Report this
seandr 27
I believe they refer to this as a "daisy chain" in lesbian porn.

@25: Kink.com is hardly "bargain basement." They bought the San Francisco Armory for $14.5 million to do all their productions. They are pretty much top shelf for kinky porn.
Posted by seandr on December 5, 2011 at 1:24 PM · Report this
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Everyones kinks are different. I'd be grossed out by a heterosexual couple making love while staring deeply into each others eyes and telling each other how much they love each other. I mean... yuck. but i'm not going to foward a video of it around.
Posted by cpt. tim on December 5, 2011 at 1:59 PM · Report this
Corylea 30
Why did you want to give this photo more publicity, Dan? It doesn't seem especially interesting.

Posted by Corylea http://corylea.com/ on December 5, 2011 at 2:37 PM · Report this
furrygirl 31
I can't get past the vomiting lizard tattoo on the first guy.
Posted by furrygirl http://www.feminisnt.com on December 5, 2011 at 2:38 PM · Report this
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How about a link to an all-girl version, for the handful of straight male Slog readers? Fair is fair.
Posted by catsnbanjos on December 5, 2011 at 2:47 PM · Report this
nocutename 33
Am I the only person who thought the picture in the produce aisle was funny?

Michelle Bachman said that if elected she would "investigate" the LGBT community--for what, I'm not sure. But I bet Marcus will volunteer to do her investigating for her, starting with places he hopes to find things like this happening.
Posted by nocutename on December 5, 2011 at 3:19 PM · Report this
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@33, did Ms Bachman say that? Do you (or anyone here) have a link to this? I'd be interested in seeing how she phrased it.
Posted by ankylosaur on December 5, 2011 at 3:47 PM · Report this
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How about the fourth option: it's not that hot or revolting, but worth clicking. It's mainly funny to think of tying a series of people's faces into each others butt cracks.
Posted by beccoid on December 5, 2011 at 4:22 PM · Report this
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I think Porno Pete's illicit, guilt-soaked, yet thrilling wanks probably provide him with more enjoyment than the best consensual activities indulged in by happy, well adjusted perverts. Forbidden fruit and all that.
Posted by Joe Glibmoron on December 5, 2011 at 4:31 PM · Report this
Zebes 37
Well, hmm, having finally seen the image, all I can really think is "Is that a Rango-as-Johnny Depp-as-Hunter S. Thompson tattoo, or just a generic lizard doing the same?"
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on December 5, 2011 at 6:51 PM · Report this
38
Define "more pleasure" and therein one has it.
Posted by vennominon on December 5, 2011 at 6:55 PM · Report this
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side question--am I the only one wigged by male bondage because I'm afraid someone is gonna break a boner? Its like watching extreme skateboarding with nads
Posted by sallybobally on December 5, 2011 at 7:43 PM · Report this
Posted by nocutename on December 5, 2011 at 8:03 PM · Report this
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@36: I know "Porno Pete" (nice sobriquet) and I really don't think there's any guilt there at all.
Posted by JPT on December 5, 2011 at 8:12 PM · Report this
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You reminded me that such a concept as the human centipede exists. You asshole.

I will not take your poll.
Posted by sahara29 on December 5, 2011 at 8:19 PM · Report this
Lose-Lose 43
Haven't opened photo yet.
Am slightly scared.
Dan, you pulling another "sucking colon out of rectum with vacuum cleaner" moment?
Posted by Lose-Lose on December 5, 2011 at 8:50 PM · Report this
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@40, oh, I suppose it is the "[...] exercising key civil rights to organizre, to speak, to donate or to vote for marriage and to propose new protections, if needed" that makes the point, right? It is indeed difficult to see how this could be used in any way other than harrassing those who were active in favor of marriage equality.

Sigh!...
Posted by ankylosaur on December 6, 2011 at 4:51 AM · Report this
47
My pink starfish is tingling at the thought of being part of this photo.
Posted by The fag on December 6, 2011 at 7:45 AM · Report this
venomlash 48
@45: Have any evidence of that happening?
As far as I know, that's a myth. Businesses were boycotted, sure, but I haven't heard of people getting fired from their jobs simply for supporting Prop 8.
(People losing their jobs for supporting Obama, on the other hand...)
Posted by venomlash on December 6, 2011 at 10:41 AM · Report this
aureolaborealis 49
@48: I think that may be the best response to just about every instance of asstrollery: "Have any evidence of that happening?"
Posted by aureolaborealis on December 6, 2011 at 2:44 PM · Report this
52
Fine, keep your privately held religious beliefs. Keep them private, and stop trying to legislate them to other people who don't share them.

Venomlash, I blame you and your reasonable rebuttal for enticing me to read unregistered comments. I need to have better anti-click control.

Posted by sallybobally on December 6, 2011 at 9:16 PM · Report this
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...I'm not getting invited to the right parties.
Posted by rawlikesushi on December 8, 2011 at 5:28 PM · Report this

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