At Western Bridge (and only for two more weekends!) is the giant installation of dolls standing on the floor in a grid pattern by Zoe Leonard, Mouth Open, Teeth Showing (I), 2000.

It's a killer. Zoe Leonard is an international super-artist, respected all over, and this is a famous work of hers. When you see it, you'll immediately get why. This army of dolls is almost unbearably fascinating in its demonstration of all the ideals of girlhood and femininity it so nakedly displays. And how awfully they've worn! (How does a doll go bald, anyway?)

I was down there yesterday and took pictures of the creepiest dolls. You decide which is the creepiest of all.

1.

Armless in Seattle
  • Armless in Seattle

2.

Demon pupils!
  • Demon pupils!

3.

Head and arms on the wrong body.
  • Head and arms on the wrong body.

4.

Only dirty girls have hips.
  • Only dirty girls have hips.

5.

Ancient baby
  • Ancient baby

6.

Aaaaaaaaaah!
  • Aaaaaaaaaah!

7.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

8.

Afghan nightmare.
  • Afghan nightmare.

9.

It is all head under there.
  • It is all head under there.

10.

That is masking tape.
  • That is masking tape.

11.

Breast-size eyes with heels and nail polish and painted-on eyebrows. (ON A BABY.)
  • Breast-size eyes with heels and nail polish and painted-on eyebrows. (ON A BABY.)

12.

It wasnt your fault.
  • It wasn't your fault.

13.

YIKES.
  • YIKES.

14.

Can of tuna?
  • Can of tuna?

15.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THEY COULD NOT GET SCARIERRRRRR.
  • JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THEY COULD NOT GET SCARIERRRRRR.

16.

Tanning causes cancer.
  • Tanning causes cancer.