I just pulled The Lieutenant of Inishmore off my bookshelf and remembered that it has my favorite props list of all time. (My favorite stage direction is everyone else's favorite—the Shakespeare classic from The Winter's Tale, "exit, pursued by a bear.") But the props list for Inishmore is marvelous:

Dead black cat
Live black cat
Ginger cat
Dead ginger cat
Telephone
Cat's collar and name tag
3 guns
Wooden cross
Cat basket
Dismembered corpses
Pink bicycle

Razor
2 handguns
Cell phone
Bicycle pump
Air rifle
Bottle of poteen
Black shoe polish
Can of beans
Pieces of rope
Bowie knife
Cheese grater
Iron
Gag
Rucksack
Box of Frosties [cereal] and bowl

Now, that sounds like a play I want to see.