Slog tipper Joe says "I think it would be in Slog's wheelhouse to review this." The Peter Piper Pecker Puffer (link NSFW) is described as follows:

A glass dildo that is also a pipe. Let your imagination take control and bring your relationship to the next level. Measures ten inches overall, the dildo is eight inches and pipe part is two inches.

It costs 32 dollars, marked down from $42.66. If any Slog readers tries it out—hell, maybe some of you could throw in and split the costs if you're willing to, you know, share—you'll have to be sure to let us know what you think.