That dumb motherfucker from Texas tried to call on a mannequin today at a campaign rally:

After Perry left, walking by a mannequin wearing a Squat N’ Gobble t-shirt whose hand was raised above her head – a hand Perry tried to call on during a question-and-answer period — a spirited political discussion broke out in the restaurant, with some patrons waving Nobama ’12 bumper stickers.

That explains his new campaign slogan: Rick Perry: He Can Be Outsmarted By a Dummy in a Squat N' Gobble T-Shirtâ„¢.