WOW. just, WOW:

In a new interview with Men's Journal, Mark Wahlberg says that world history would have been different had he not made a fortuitous decision to fly to Toronto a week early and thus avoid boarding one of the planes out of Boston that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11th.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did," he tells the magazine. "There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"

Wahlberg has since apologized for the comment but it's too late: We all know what is in his heart. And personally, I'm torn. Micky Ward could've taken those terrorists, no problem. But Dirk Diggler?

This calls for a motherfucking Slog poll.