A readers asks...

Dear Dan,

Please, please, please, please PUH-LEEEEESSSSEEEE can you santorum Newt? Thanks,

Mary

Um... I'm not going to santorum Newt. That's almost too awful to contemplate. But commemorating Newt's request for an open marriage by redefining his name or part of it? A commenter beat me to it:

A "swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."