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Thursday, January 19, 2012

2012 / Sex "Swingrich"

Posted by on Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:03 AM

Even though "Swingrich" unfairly equates the actions of decent, loving, honest swingers with those of that lying, cheating, dishonest piece of shit, it's still pretty funny. Swingrich!

 

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ryanayr 1
sounds like an awful sandwich.
Posted by ryanayr on January 19, 2012 at 10:06 AM
MacCrocodile 2
@1 - First, you make a turkey sandwich and leave it out until the turkey goes bad. Remove the turkey and put ham on the sandwich instead. When the ham begins to turn, layer some corned beef on top of it. When the sandwich has absorbed the flavor of the corned beef, remove the now-spoiled ham. Stand by for further instructions
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on January 19, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Chef Thunder 3
I wish Chris Crocker would come out with a Leave Newty alone video.

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/01/1…
Posted by Chef Thunder on January 19, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Banna 4
@1: The new McDonald's Swingrich: Two white-bread buns and special sauce on a bony chicken patty with a little extra on the side.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on January 19, 2012 at 10:18 AM
5
"Swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person. "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on January 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM
6
@5 Genius.
Posted by Lmlk813 on January 19, 2012 at 10:39 AM
7
I feel sorry for newts.
Posted by Drusilla on January 19, 2012 at 10:49 AM
8
@5 That needs to enter the lexicon.
Posted by Zuulabelle http://www.mellophant.com on January 19, 2012 at 10:50 AM
9
Newt is a toad.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on January 19, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Reverse Polarity 10
@5, Brilliant. Swingrich it is.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 19, 2012 at 11:25 AM
11
You may like my video about Newt's three marriages at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSsMRe6B…
There are chickens in it. Everybody loves chickens!
It also ends with a splash of Santorum!
Posted by SFHarry on January 19, 2012 at 11:37 AM
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@11 Splash, indeed.

Ummm... I hope your cat didn't get ill from the raw chicken.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on January 19, 2012 at 12:00 PM
13
Let's add both terms!

@5 for "Swingrich", and below for "Gingrich"

Gingrich (n): a man who asks his wife for an open marriage after he's already having an affair.
Posted by jendeaderick on January 19, 2012 at 10:22 AM
(comment #30 from Dan's first post today)
Posted by I Love IPA on January 19, 2012 at 1:36 PM
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@2 Eeewww

But I thought the corned beef came first (aged) and the turkey last (Calista = the other white meat)
Posted by I Love IPA on January 19, 2012 at 1:38 PM
ryanayr 15
Calista is scary looking. I should know, I'm her.
Posted by ryanayr on January 19, 2012 at 2:11 PM
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Whoever said on JMG that Gingrich's move was an attempt to redefine marriage was brilliant. Hold into that one on the off chance he gets nominated.
Posted by Pablo Picasso on January 19, 2012 at 2:26 PM
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@5

Submitted to Urban Dictionary
Posted by stephen.g on January 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM
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But don't feel bad. After all, the difference between "swinger" and "swingrich" is the part that Newt provides.
Posted by EmmettHogan on January 19, 2012 at 8:14 PM
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@5 Submitted to Urban Dictionary
Posted by rocketgeek on January 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM

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