State of the Union: Not 'fair' enough, says our Prez. Last night, Obama outlined his plan to help Americans refinance their mortgages, levy higher tax rates on millionaires, and uh, drill the shit out of our fat-cat, oil-hoarding ocean, among other things.
Meanwhile, in Somalia: SEAL Team 6 frees two hostages held by Somali pirates during President Obama's SoTU Address.
Boeing's Profits "Taking Off": The company reported a 20-percent jump in its fourth-quarter profits, which was higher than anticipated.
Mother Nature Blows: Puget Sound Energy reports 38,000 new wind-related power outages in Whatcom, Skagit, Island and Kitsap counties.
"Headless Body in Topless Bar" Convict: Denied parole.
Ack: Federal Way babysitter charged with pouring Totally Awesome Power Oxygen Base Cleaner down her charge's throat.
Quitcher Bragging and Put Some Shoes On: Barefoot Bandit accused of ridiculing law enforcement in prison emails and phone calls.
And finally, Jon Stewart takes on Mitt Romney's tax returns:
