... If you're going to send us fake-news gold like Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den, please make sure it's not four months old. Because that's too old, even for fake news, and it does nothing but make us nostalgic for the Weekly World News with choice quotes like this:

"Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales... the 35-year-old was found, 'deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.'"

And: "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar" for items such as "a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream."

Thank you.