Scorpions for Breakfast, Indeed: President Obama chewed out Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer on an AZ airport tarmac because she is a bigoted, batshit hag (in case you forgot).
February 17: Obama will visit Seattle.
Mooning with Gingrich: Gingrich vows to build a lunar colony and make it the 51st state if elected president, even though colonizing the moon was Lyndon LaRouche's crazy presidential talking point and all other presidential candidates are Hitler.
$50,000: The amount N. Carolina state officials offer to pay $50,000 to people—mostly women and girls—they forcibly sterilized over a period of nearly 50 years.
Tonight's GOP Presidential Debate: Latino themed! Expect the candidates to discuss loving tacos and bombing Cuba.
Will Robinson Better Watch His Back: Voice actor Dick Tufeld, who played the robot from Lost in Space and screamed "Danger, Will Robinson!" 6 bajillion times throughout his life, died on Sunday while watching the NFL playoffs. He was 85.
Feeding "Yard Sale" Drugs to the Elderly: The feds have charged pharmacies in Seattle and Bellingham with harvesting old prescriptions from nursing homes, repackaging them, and then reselling them to other elderly patients at a discount.
#DeathtotheInfidels! The FBI wants to mine your social media networks for early-warning terrorist threats.
Save Whale Ears: Native American groups and conservationists are suing to stop the Navy from using whale-harming sonar of off Northwest coasts.
And finally, an oldie-but-goodie to get your morning started off right:
