No Riches, Just an Embarrassment: The Seattle Public School district has an embarrassing lack of teachers of color and doesn't know quite what to do about it. "African-American students outnumber black teachers by nearly 3-to-1; for Latinos, the ratio is more than 4-to-1," reports the Seattle Times.

Another Excuse to Get Naked in Fremont: It's summer solstice, let's get naked and run around! It's Halloween, let's get naked and run around! Children have tumors, let's get naked and run around!

Obama Caves to Catholics? This morning the administration will reportedly backpedal on its rule requiring insurance companies to cover contraceptives, because the rule makes Catholic Bishops—who traditionally don't use contraceptives or fuck women who do—squawk.

Meanwhile, Someone's Gunning for the Pope! Could it be God? I hear he works in mysterious ways.

Lewd Payout: The LA teacher charged last week with 23 counts of lewd conduct against children—which allegedly included both cockroach and semen play—was paid $40,000 to leave the school district quietly last year.

What a Boob: U.S. District Judge rules that a Houston company was within their rights to fire an employee after she asked to pump breast milk at work because, he stupidly reasons, there's no correlation between pregnancy and nursing:

"Even if the company's claim that she was fired for abandonment is meant to hide the real reason – she wanted to pump breast milk – lactation is not pregnancy, childbirth or a related medical condition," U.S. District Judge Lynn Hughes writes in his statement. "She gave birth on Dec. 11, 2009. After that day, she was no longer pregnant and her pregnancy-related conditions ended. Firing someone because of lactation or breast-pumping is not sex discrimination."

Sweetheart Swindlers: Seattle widow looking for love online says she was swindled by a sweet-talking gold dealer in Ghana.

Hactivist History Lesson: Alan Moore, the creator of the V for Vendetta comics, gives a fireside history lesson on why and how Guy Fawkes became the face of anonymous hackers everywhere.

Pink Battery Backlash: Please enjoy this corporate sob story about businesses being publicly burned by donating—or, say, debuting thousands of pink batteries—to charities in the midst of scandal.

And finally, watch as Bill Maher unbaptizes Mitt Romney's dead atheist father-in-law: