There could be no other reason that Representative Klippert's daughter was horrified at the thought of having two identical Brad Klipperts raising her—each Brad wearing a tie with the American flag and the Statue of Liberty on it, each Brad wearing a black suit jacket over a brown suit jacket, each Brad citing testimony from a 13-year-old girl about the eternal truths to be found in left shoes and right shoes...
Yes, his daughter's horror must have meant that gay marriage shouldn't be legalized.
