Which of these two anti-gay-marriage legislators will move on to the next round of competition in our Tournament of Dunces? (Winner gets a flower from a gay florist, a bacon cheeseburger from Jack in the Box, and their official state portrait on the cover of The Stranger.) Let the voting begin!

Mark "A Jack in the Box Commercial Told Me How to Vote Today" Hargrove...

....versus Norma "So Many Questions" Smith