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Friday, February 17, 2012

2012 A Visual Definition of Mustaine

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Feb 17, 2012 at 10:49 AM

In light of Slog tipper Eric's disgusting new definition of "mustaine," Robert Ullman has created a graphic that will haunt you to your grave. You can click this to enlarge it, if you want:

Robert Ullman

Many thanks to Mr. Ullman. You can find some of his non-Santorum-related artwork on his blog.

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It haunts me that she's phoned a friend before washing that off.

Posted by gloomy gus on February 17, 2012 at 10:55 AM

@1, yeah, remind me never to touch the phone in your house. Oh my god, there's some on the mouthpiece!

Posted by Fnarf

on February 17, 2012 at 11:05 AM

You know, Santorum was a real asshole who went above and beyond the standard right-wing anti-gay assholery. Dave Mustaine just endorsed the asshole. I think we ought to reserve the Santorum treatment for the real offenders out there, and not just for everyone who offends us.

Posted by RDM on February 17, 2012 at 11:09 AM

credit for definition this goes to eric reynolds of fantagraphics.
hat tippin' where hat tippin' is due.

Posted by r.chops on February 17, 2012 at 11:19 AM

@4, "slog tipper eric..."
duh.

Posted by r.chops on February 17, 2012 at 11:23 AM

Mustaine Sally!

Posted by Eric Reynolds on February 17, 2012 at 11:26 AM

Isn't that just a Dirty Sanchez, and wouldn't the Santorum be her responsibility, too?

Mustaine seems redundant.

Posted by Max Solomon on February 17, 2012 at 11:39 AM

I think if "Mustaine" is going to be used to describe something involve crying or whining or talking around being rejected
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53VRr-w7m…

Posted by FannyFoonan on February 17, 2012 at 11:45 AM

@ 6: gold star :-)

Posted by mr. herriman on February 17, 2012 at 11:48 AM

I love you, Paul Constant. And Dave, wtf... I need to re-consider how much I like your band.

Posted by katiebug on February 17, 2012 at 12:12 PM

@7: That's what I thought.

Using the gross sexual neologism retort to every person who disagrees with your political views--especially when it extends as far as using it against some minor celebrity who endorses a candidate--makes you look increasingly childish.

Posted by Knat on February 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM

This is sexist towards men: Disgusting. Keep your Mustain to yourself...

Posted by scratchmaster joe on February 17, 2012 at 1:02 PM

This is the Dirty Sanchez. Slog tipper has created nothing.

Posted by McGee on February 17, 2012 at 1:38 PM

Ullman: To jump on a bandwagon that nobody gives a shit about.

"Did you hear that Slog is trying to create another shit-based definition based on someone's passing remarks that they disagreed with? I'm gonna Ullman all over that!"

Posted by Wicked Virgin

on February 17, 2012 at 2:04 PM

"You know, Santorum was a real asshole who went above and beyond the standard right-wing anti-gay assholery. Dave Mustaine just endorsed the asshole. I think we ought to reserve the Santorum treatment for the real offenders out there, and not just for everyone who offends us."

It's a one-note joke, not a movement.

Posted by undead ayn rand on February 17, 2012 at 2:59 PM

I thought that already was called a dirty sanchez. guess I'm out of the loop.

Posted by Lack Thereof on February 17, 2012 at 5:13 PM

A dirty sanchez is usually fecal matter, a brown smear. A mustaine is more frothy, like a milk mustache.

Posted by Eric Reynolds on February 17, 2012 at 10:11 PM

Apparently my definition of the 'mustaine' is very similar to a 'dirty sanchez,' and has Stranger readers up in arms. It's true, the details of the dirty sanchez were something I have remained mostly ignorant of in my life. But I think there's room for both definitions: the difference between the brown smear of a sanchez, usually applied on purpose, and the mustaine, is the more milky moustacheness of the latter (a different soup of fluids), and the fact that it is acquired more randomly (with different intentions behind it). You know you've been there.

Posted by Eric Reynolds on February 17, 2012 at 10:27 PM