"It seems right here. The trees are the right height."

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If Romney-bot becomes president, think how easy that makes it for Disney. They can just put him right in the Hall of Presidents.

http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/m…
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More Mormon than Mormon
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Yeah, we get it. He loves cars. Too bad he doesn't think much of the people who make them.
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Some enterprising Blomqvist should find out what kind of Mustang (if any) Romney owns and how many miles he put on it in the year before he started running for President full-time. Should give you a pretty accurate picture of how much he indeed does love cars.
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Dork-bot.
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R-Moneybot 2012!

The trees are the right height? As opposed to what, Massachusetts height? Just say "I think it's beautiful here and I remember loving the trees when I was a child".
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Let's get that government man from invader zim
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Actually the 'trees are the right height' part is the only part of the video where he does seem human. But that's not really his problem. The issue is his transparency. There isn't enough a filter. It is completely obvious that he will say anything, do anything, or pay anybody to get elected because the slightest bit of intuition allows a voter to see right through to where his soul should be. And all to be found in that space is a deep, wide chasm of purposeless ambition and boundless self-regard.
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Douchebot 2012
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Does he say "I want to do well" at the very end?
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don't blame me, i voted for kodos.
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If the trees are shorter in Michigan, does that mean one can actually see the forest there?
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He oozes insincerity.
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Wow, does he sound desperate. Does this shit work on people?
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ut oh anonymous hacked his software!
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It's because the socialist federal government doesn't control the growth height of trees in Michigan, folks. This is about freedom. Our core constitutional FREEDOMS.

On George Washington's Birthday, TRUE PATRIOTS will heed Romney's call to defend our precious freedoms from the vicious onslaught of trees.

That's the real America:

http://gwpapers.virginia.edu/articles/we…

"When George," said she, "was about six years old, he was made the wealthy master of a hatchet! of which, like most little boys, he was immoderately fond, and was constantly going about chopping every thing that came in his way. One day, in the garden, where he often amused himself hacking his mother's pea-sticks, he unluckily tried the edge of his hatchet on the body of a beautiful young English cherry-tree, which he barked so terribly, that I don't believe the tree ever got the better of it.
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glad am I, George, that you killed my tree; for you have paid me for it a thousand fold. Such an act of heroism in my son, is more worth than a thousand trees, though blossomed with silver, and their fruits of purest gold.


Romney and his trees of the right height are true American Patriots. Heroes for Freedom!
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I love lamp.
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So where exactly are the trees that are the incorrect height? And who determines this? Has NIST established a Uniform Tree Height Standard that has been embraced by the National Association of Arborists? There are so many follow-up questions that need to be answered!
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He comes off like he's running on no sleep and no food; nothing but cocaine, and even that isn't quite enough to fake enthusiasm.
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@19 Romney a coke head? Damn. That would explain so much.
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i love air. yea i love water, man I love sunlight. I love clouds too, there is just the right amount of clouds. derp derpd derp i love eating food, i love derp derp derping.. vote for me im a hu-man
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HE HATES GIANT REDWOOD FORESTS of Norther California, too damn big, and bonzai tree fuck them they are way too tiny
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I am a normal human and therefore, I am doing normal human things.
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He needs one of those electric collars. Anytime he goes off script, one of his handlers could zap him.