Retired American president Sarah Palin...er, 2012 presidential candidate Sarah Palin...sorry, failed half-term Alaska Governor and current television talking head Sarah Palin has put out a President's Day video, because why not? In it, she celebrates the only two presidents worth celebrating and—surprise!—they're both Republicans:

Is it just me, or has Palin's speaking style gotten worse? It really does sound like the whole thing was written out phonetically to make it easy for her.