You know you live in Utopia when you see signs like this...
By the way, the poster is not far from The Fat Hen—a restaurant that's favorably reviewed in this issue. I'm now beginning to wonder if there are signs for lost five-dollar bills in Utopia? Maybe even raccoons return chickens in Utopia. There's no place like this Utopia.
UPDATE: A source tells me the chicken was returned, and not in a pot. It's a live and kicking chicken. What a country!