Sent yesterday to I, Anonymous:

Thank you. I realized you never uttered the words after I returned your wife’s lost wallet. You quickly turned your back and ran into your house without acknowledging me or the good deed.

Thank you. Is what I would have said after someone found my wallet on a street in Columbia City and took the time to find me and return my wallet.

Thank you. Is what I would have uttered after agonizing about a lost wallet, thinking of the 2-hour DMV line to get a new license or, realizing I couldn’t withdrawal cash or use a credit card until new cards were issued.

Thank you. Is the simple statement I would have said to compensate my Good Samaritan for looking me up on the Internet then biking to my house to personally deliver the wallet.

“Oh, jeez,” is what I got. Thanks a lot.