Everyone has a such a toenail: If there's a hammer within a mile, that hammer will find it. Athlete's Foot targets it for special attention. The toenail itself burrows complicated, underground bunkers into your flesh, so if war breaks out, the Athlete's Foot will have somewhere to hide.

But it's also the type of black, rigid, possibly evil toenail you can't bear to rip off because it gives your foot character:

On March 18th at approximately 1:10 p.m. Bicycle Officers were making a warrant arrest at 3rd Avenue and Pine Street. While doing so, the officers witnessed a female pedestrian get struck by a METRO bus at the intersection.

Preliminary investigation indicates that the pedestrian was walking west on Pine Street against the “Don’t Walk” signal, and stepped into the path of a METRO bus heading northbound on 3rd Avenue at Pine Street...