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Thursday, March 22, 2012

"19 Reasons & Counting to Vote for Rick Santorum"

Posted by on Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 11:44 AM

A plague o' Duggars take turns praising Santorum.


Speaking of the worthless opinions of inappropriately spilled seed, the crispy T-shirt under my bed endorses Ron Paul.

Thank you, Christian Nightmares.

 

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Allyn 1
Posting this right before lunch - this is your way of fighting the obesity epidemic?
Posted by Allyn on March 22, 2012 at 11:53 AM · Report this
lilmonster206 2
Fucking disgusting.
Posted by lilmonster206 on March 22, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report this
balderdash 3
The Duggars are so fucking disgusting. Fuck you for reminding me that they exist.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on March 22, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
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Crispy T-shirt!
Posted by gloomy gus on March 22, 2012 at 11:57 AM · Report this
I'm 85 Years Old 5
what's a dugger? Is that the Dugger family? do they have 15 kids?
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on March 22, 2012 at 11:58 AM · Report this
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The diversity spawned from the same genetic combination is impressive. What an interesting case study this family is going to make: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl…

Posted by dirge on March 22, 2012 at 11:59 AM · Report this
I'm 85 Years Old 7
Oop. I used something called google. yes, they are a family with many many children. We should listen to them.
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on March 22, 2012 at 12:01 PM · Report this
8
Brainwash early, brainwash often.

Anyone else reminded of the homeschooled kids vignette from Mean Girls? Oh and the boy in plaid = total 'mo.
Posted by Subdued Excitement on March 22, 2012 at 12:01 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 9
The Duggers? I think they have hit 20 at this point. I can only hope 4 turn out to be gay or lesbian, two become militant Muslims and the youngest a mass murderer.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 22, 2012 at 12:01 PM · Report this
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17 kids and only 4 of them are fit for TV, and that's counting the "tom boy" and the "smart kid"! No wonder no one has given these people a reality show yet.
Posted by LukeJoe on March 22, 2012 at 12:02 PM · Report this
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@19, you mean you can't pick out the homo in that bunch? He's the little one with the buck teeth.
Posted by LukeJoe on March 22, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report this
Dougsf 12
The Duggars alone are probably worth close to a dozen delegates.
Posted by Dougsf on March 22, 2012 at 12:05 PM · Report this
13
I only got to half way before my gag relex came on...eeeekekkeeeekkk
Posted by ruthw on March 22, 2012 at 12:20 PM · Report this
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@5
I'm with you. I did not know who they were or why their opinion should matter to me.
Then I consulted Google.
David Schmader, I was happier with my ignorance.

Reason #2 to vote for Santorum - he has kids and one of them is dead.
WTF?!? How warped do you have to be to make an ad with THAT in it?

Reason # whatever (they didn't number them) - he did not serve in the military. But he can trace his bloodline to someone who did.
So refusing to serve in the military is an achievement for a Republican now?

I wish I had not seen that ad.
Posted by fairly.unbalanced on March 22, 2012 at 12:26 PM · Report this
Allyn 15
@14 They have affinity for dead babies. Their early miscarriage was a message from God to over-populate the earth. It worked for them.

Due to her over-active uterus they got a free house, thousands of dollars in free merchandise, free publicity for their businesses, free trips around the world, and the belief that everyone loves them and God approves of everything they do because, hey, free stuff.

The second dead baby should have been a warning to stop, but that’s just nature or God’s love for the dead fetus or whatever.
Posted by Allyn on March 22, 2012 at 12:38 PM · Report this
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I vote for the kid at 1:15 and the one at 1:40 to be the first & second Duggars to come out of the closet (though if they sent their kids to college, the girl at 1:00 is for sure a LUG.)
Posted by Luckier on March 22, 2012 at 12:44 PM · Report this
icouldliveinhope 17
YESSSS sweater vest girl is going to be the one that grows up, rebels and writes a harrowing memoir.
Posted by icouldliveinhope on March 22, 2012 at 12:53 PM · Report this
Vince 18
Ew. Those Duggars are freaks. It's a circus act for the pope.
Posted by Vince on March 22, 2012 at 12:59 PM · Report this
aardvark 19
Another reason to practice exclusive anal sex
Posted by aardvark on March 22, 2012 at 1:00 PM · Report this
ballard dude 20
I am wondering when Jim Bob Joe will be running for office... and also wondering when Michelles' uterus will actually explode!
Posted by ballard dude on March 22, 2012 at 1:13 PM · Report this
21
Mrs Duggar is actually a perfect representation of Santorum's idea of a woman's proper role: Pious, indentured baby vending machines.
Posted by Proteus on March 22, 2012 at 1:17 PM · Report this
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The last few little girls looked like they'd been threatened with getting their toys thrown away if they didn't shut up and say their lines.
Posted by The CHZA on March 22, 2012 at 1:18 PM · Report this
Bigsfrottin 23
The Duggars also support faux hawks! I really think sporting a faux hawk would give Rick Santorum the hip edge he needs.
Posted by Bigsfrottin on March 22, 2012 at 1:19 PM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 24
Huh? What? I'm sorry, I was busy watching porn on the internet.

Now, what were you saying?
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on March 22, 2012 at 1:22 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 25
They need to cut down on the refined carbs..well mainly the guys. WAY to pudgy!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 22, 2012 at 1:25 PM · Report this
26
Jim Bob actually was in the Arkansas House of Representatives from 1999 to 2002.
Posted by Phiadria on March 22, 2012 at 1:36 PM · Report this
pissy mcslogbot 27
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls Behold the DuggarSantorum Clown Car
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on March 22, 2012 at 1:37 PM · Report this
28
I'm so glad most of those nitwits aren't going to be voting anyway.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on March 22, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this
venomlash 29
@27: Speaking of clown cars...
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/89/2492704…
Posted by venomlash on March 22, 2012 at 1:58 PM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 30
Good idea, Rick, linking yourself to the 2nd greatest freakshow on TV. That's really going to bring in all those moderate voters who desperately want to live in a Catholic theocracy.

Does he remember serving in Congress? 'Cause he seems to think he's in some sort of parliamentary system where leading a minority party of religious extremists could work out in a coalition deal.
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on March 22, 2012 at 2:30 PM · Report this
Stiny 31
Eww, your crispy t shirt better get busy bleaching my brain. Thanks for that!
Posted by Stiny on March 22, 2012 at 2:53 PM · Report this
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@16, Definitely the kid at 1:15. My money's on him being the first one to run away. Probably to Seattle.
Posted by hereiswheremynamegoes on March 22, 2012 at 3:37 PM · Report this
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@15 Yes, their irresponsible overpopulation got them a free house and tons of free giveaways, and thdychave the temerity to talk about the need for welfare reform. What did Jesus say about taking a speck from someone else's eye?
Posted by Clayton on March 22, 2012 at 6:55 PM · Report this
34
Inbreeding FTL.
Posted by jhops on March 22, 2012 at 8:32 PM · Report this
sjbrot 35
Well, jeez, they use him being a dad twice. I think that's cheating.
Posted by sjbrot http://jamesbrotheridge.tumblr.com on March 23, 2012 at 11:04 AM · Report this

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