Everybody's favorite Chinese-and-karaoke dive bar the Rickshaw in Greenwood had a fire on Saturday night.

In a total failure of euphemism, investigators apparently said "a grease fire erupted in the kitchen." Sixty happy karaoke-singers were on site at the time, but everyone got out unscathed.

The Rickshaw apparently makes 31 different kinds of omelets in addition to its Chinese menu (hence all the grease?).