Health Law Decision's Main Course Is Served Today:

The argument on Monday was a sort of appetizer to Tuesday’s main course, a 90-minute debate over whether the court has the authority to hear the case yet, given an 1867 law, the Anti-Injunction Act, that says taxpayers may not challenge taxes until they become due.

The Appetizer: A decision on the constitutionality of the health care law is likely by June, as the presidential campaign enters its final stages.

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Today in About Fucking Time: "Syria's government has agreed to accept the peace plan put forward by the United Nations and Arab League envoy, Kofi Annan, his spokesman has said." Time will tell whether or not it actually sticks.

Er'ybody Rentin' Around Here: Seattle apartment vacancy hits an five-year low.

But: New site provides help in locating reasonably priced housing in King County.

Today in Axe News: Police arrested 71-old man after he walked into a Bellevue police station and reported he had killed his wife several days before. Officers located the deceased under the man's bed.

Paul Allen's Identity Thief: AWOL soldier allegedly calls Citibank, changes address, orders replacement debit card, and gets caught trying use it for "payments on a delinquent Armed Forces Bank account and personal expenses."

T-Mobile to Cut 1,900 Call Center Jobs Nationwide: But they'll expand operations locally.

Never Forget: That thing called the Deepwater Horizon, as it continues to fuck shit up in the Gulf of Mexico.

Bellevue Has a Prostitution Problem: What going on in a city that produces people like this? Investigative report to follow.

And Finally: THEESatisfaction's buzzing and whirring tour de force, awE naturalE releases today.