The Port commissioners recently approved a nicey-nice, locally-local branch of Beecher's Handmade Cheese for installation at Sea-Tac.

So far, however, they've been unable to reach agreement about whether to allow a McDonald's. Here is some fairly hilarious background on the debate. (A Wendy's and a Burger King were allowed in prior to this era of—rightful! Michelle Obama is totally right! Stop eating so much fast food, America!—hand-wringing.)

But, clearly, Slog must decide. Results of our as-always legally binding poll will be forwarded to the Port commissioners.