Are you going to Cats tonight?? We just got robo-called by the Paramount, advising us that the show is two hours and 40 minutes long and it is advised not to bring small children—'cuz it is THAT BORING. I can't wait!
Regrettably, I am not going to Cats tonight. But I happened to catch a number from Cats on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, and it blew my mind. Watching people pretend to be cats is the most hilariously fucked-up thing in the world. There's no right way to do it. You are always a person pretending to be a cat. It's awesome.