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Friday, April 20, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: This Song Will Be Stuck In Your Head All Day

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Apr 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM

... or maybe not. Also, I'm sorry.

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Were those dudes all lined up against the school pissing on it?

Sheer vocal genius on "within the time frame 'cause I'm all you need" at 1:37. And those harmonies at 2:34! Maybe Autotune isn't the worst thing in the world.

Posted by Fnarf

on April 20, 2012 at 1:36 PM

*wincing*

Posted by TVDinner

on April 20, 2012 at 1:44 PM

Oh god, cameltoe at 1.27. *still wincing*

Posted by TVDinner

on April 20, 2012 at 1:45 PM

Wow. that is horrible.

Posted by Valentein on April 20, 2012 at 1:52 PM

Makes me appreciate the artful dissonance of Maggie and Terre and Suzzy Roche all the more.

Posted by rob!

on April 20, 2012 at 1:58 PM

In a binding vote, teh Interwebs has now declared "3 Second Rule", "Worst Music Video EVER", just edging out the previous title-holder "Friday".

Posted by COMTE

on April 20, 2012 at 2:14 PM

I think the "whoo" at 1:47 just gave me a permanent soft-on.

Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! on April 20, 2012 at 2:27 PM

my god that was horrible. I will never forgive you Kelly O.

Posted by johnyawl on April 20, 2012 at 2:28 PM

Well, hell. Good for her for living out what was probably a long-standing dream!

At first I was all "Hey, interesting dynamic: older lady with a buncha dudes - good for her!"

And then she started singing...

O Kelly, God'll get ya for this!!

Posted by merry on April 20, 2012 at 2:52 PM

@6, you must have dozed off during this week's "Hot Problems" by Double Take.

Posted by Fnarf

on April 20, 2012 at 4:01 PM

I got to 59 seconds into this but then again, I'm three glasses into this bottle of Spanish plonk. I don't know if that…what are we talking about…oh, fuck, here's the pizza man where's the money…

Posted by Torres on April 20, 2012 at 5:04 PM

The music track sounds suspiciously like something Microsoft Soundsmith would produce.

Posted by doceb on April 20, 2012 at 6:18 PM

internet, we have a loser!

Posted by seandr on April 21, 2012 at 12:12 AM

According to viralvideos.com

"Texan Lisa Gail Allred has gone viral, but not in the way she had hoped when making this terrible song, 3 Second Rule. After recieving horrible reviews, she quickly pulled her music video, but not before it was copied and reuploaded."

Posted by doloresdaphne on April 21, 2012 at 12:12 AM