It'll be sunny and warm again today! I'd paste in a link to your window if I could. But I can't. So look out your window. Better yet, take a long walk outside.

As if electing a Frenchman wasn't bad enough. French President Nicolas Sarkozy came in second to Socialist candidate Francois Hollande in presidential elections yesterday, setting up a May runoff election.

Capitalists hate Socialists. Markets are down sharply, partially in reaction to the Socialist victory in France.

More socialism! Um, if the government didn't subsidize transportation, there wouldn't be any. But that fact seems lost in the news that the Kingston-Seattle foot ferry is falling $35 per passenger short of break-even.

Murder? The death of two women in a North Bend house fire is being investigated as a homicide.

Of course, there is that killing 77 people thing. Confessed mass murderer Anders Breivik is outraged that he is being subjected to a psychiatric evaluation, calling efforts to characterize him as crazy a "racist" plot. "They are trying to delegitimize everything I stand for," complains Breivik.

Hide your Skittles! George Zimmerman has been released on $150,000 bail, as he awaits 2nd degree murder charges in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.

"Republicans could have done a lot worse than Mitt Romney." The New York Times not so enthusiastic endorsement of Mitt Romney in the New York Republican primary.

Happy days are here again! Contrary to conventional wisdom, the unemployment rate doesn't have to drop below 8 percent for Obama to win reelection. It just has to drop below 8 percent in the handful of swing states that matter.

Well, that's one way to avoid a riot. There will be no rioting in the streets of Vancouver after the Stanley Cup Finals this year, now that the top-seeded Canucks have been eliminated in the first round.

Well, that's one way to save money on K-12 schools. The state will send $61 million less than budgeted to school districts, after enrollment fell short of projections. Not Seattle though, which expects to hit its enrollment target.

I'm guessing it has something to do with the Rapture. An across the board drop in primetime TV ratings has left network executives scratching their heads. Couldn't have anything to do with the programming, could it?

The gun had absolutely nothing to do with this! An angry four-year-old shot and killed his father after he refused to buy him a PlayStation.

I'm guessing it was the gun's fault. And finally, video from a New Mexico speed enforcement camera of a man attempting to shoot out said speed enforcement camera: