<—-Here's Jones, pictured posing downtown this morning with a big-ass can of pepper spray.
But Jones, who was arrested by police last fall for allegedly pepper spraying another group of innocent bystanders, vehemently denies that he unleashed his spray today:
"I NEVER PEPPER SPRAYED ANYONE I DID GET SPRAYED BY ANARCHIST 'PROTESTER' OCCUPY IS OK BUT ROITS [sic] ARE NOT," the self-proclaimed superhero writes on Twitter.
But if not Jones, then who? Could it be that Jones was framed? By a new villain in town?? Mayhap by the people's villain??!
For all our sakes, I fucking hope so. Rex Velvet, you're a desperate city's only hope.
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