I can't believe this cover is what has everyone talking about TIME. Frankly, I think this cover from last month should have incited way more controversy than it did:

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Out of all the topics they could have produced a cover story on, and they decided to devote pages upon pages to the current state of heaven? This is the kind of terrible, infantile bullshit that makes this Onion story so goddamned beautifully perfect: