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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Writing Up HUMP! 2012 Announcement...

Posted by on Tue, May 15, 2012 at 11:51 AM

...and wanted to ask any HUMP! fans lurking on Slog if there's anything in particular they'd like to see this year. Last year's "EXTRA CREDIT" props included duct tape, Super Soakers, and the number 7. Anything you wanna see this year, HUMPers? Writing this thing up now, so... need to hear from you ASAP.

EDS. UPDATE: Dates, submission guidelines, and all that for HUMP! 2012 are now over here!

 

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1
Magic Mormon underpants and Romney paraphernalia!
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report this
lilmonster206 2
popsicles!
Posted by lilmonster206 on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report this
3
Romney, Cory Booker, Chihuly garden and glass...
Posted by -J on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report this
Matt from Denver 4
The Book of Mormon. (The actual one, not posters for the musical.)
Posted by Matt from Denver on May 15, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
5
Not sure about what props to use, but if you're doing a location this year it should be Bauhaus Coffee.
Posted by defman23 on May 15, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
Gurldoggie 6
Sweater vests.
Posted by Gurldoggie http://gurldogg.blogspot.com on May 15, 2012 at 11:57 AM · Report this
Graham 7
ROMNEY STUFF.
Posted by Graham on May 15, 2012 at 12:05 PM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 8
What about "The Romney?"

Ya'll know what I'm talking about.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on May 15, 2012 at 12:08 PM · Report this
9
Norm McDondald
Posted by Bob Dole on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM · Report this
Zebes 10
Inconvenient tattoos!
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM · Report this
11
@6 - Brilliant.
Posted by Action Slacks on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM · Report this
12
Bristol Palin, rainbows, fish sticks
Posted by downtownkitty on May 15, 2012 at 12:10 PM · Report this
13
Less irony.
Posted by Russell http://lovinglyhandmadepornography.com on May 15, 2012 at 12:11 PM · Report this
14
@6 OMG yes. Another vote for Sweater vests.
Posted by Zog in PDX on May 15, 2012 at 12:13 PM · Report this
15
Bottle(s) of Shlitz!
Posted by freshnycman on May 15, 2012 at 12:14 PM · Report this
16
Second Bristol Palin. And how about a lab coat or two? Because, science!
Posted by Prettybetsy on May 15, 2012 at 12:16 PM · Report this
17
"Gay" halos.
Posted by Although gay Halo (FPS) might be awesome, too on May 15, 2012 at 12:17 PM · Report this
pragmatic 18
The location: The Bellevue Mormon Temple
Posted by pragmatic on May 15, 2012 at 12:23 PM · Report this
camlux 19
Pickled okra. "Billy Bob" teeth. Red Vines (or Twizzler's).
Posted by camlux on May 15, 2012 at 12:36 PM · Report this
20
I would like to not have five postings about HUMP in the Slog RSS feed per day this year. It is not relevant to my interests.
Posted by ohnoezmahbeeeeer on May 15, 2012 at 12:40 PM · Report this
21
@16 - science, yes! There's my vote!
Posted by brains on May 15, 2012 at 12:40 PM · Report this
Eva Hopkins 22
Fancy hats. Like, Derby crazy, Will & Kate wedding crazy, hats.
Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on May 15, 2012 at 12:45 PM · Report this
treacle 23
I was going to say a fixie bicycle, but those are kinda played out.

A wicker picnic basket!
Posted by treacle on May 15, 2012 at 12:54 PM · Report this
24
Utilize everything in an Archie McPhee's mytery grab bag.
Posted by Large Hardon Colluder on May 15, 2012 at 1:00 PM · Report this
echochamber 25
Gay girls!
Posted by echochamber on May 15, 2012 at 1:06 PM · Report this
wisepunk 26
Sweater vests.
Posted by wisepunk on May 15, 2012 at 1:10 PM · Report this
Womyn2me 27
Lesbians older than 45
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on May 15, 2012 at 1:16 PM · Report this
TVDinner 28
Abstinence-only education.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on May 15, 2012 at 1:21 PM · Report this
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@22 Ooh, yeah. On the gents as well as the ladies.

Which makes me think, too bad the Derby's already over for the year. But there are other horse races. Like the one involving Mitt Romney... Whoa there, brain.
Posted by Prettybetsy on May 15, 2012 at 1:25 PM · Report this
Helix 30
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE BUTTPLUG SET
Posted by Helix on May 15, 2012 at 1:31 PM · Report this
metardtard 31
I'd say Santorum but I wouldn't want to clear the theater
Posted by metardtard on May 15, 2012 at 1:33 PM · Report this
kristen pawling 32
Have you ever seen the show "Chopped"? It's on the food network, I believe. There are 4 completely random food items given to contestants and they have to make a meal from it (and it can't taste like shit.) It'd be funny if there was a similar competition for HUMP!. Four random items, the one who can use them all and make an awesome vid wins!

My vote? Candy necklace, roller skates, tye dye, glow in the dark body paint.
Posted by kristen pawling http://www.kristenfingpawling.blogspot.com on May 15, 2012 at 1:36 PM · Report this
OuterCow 33
NDT.
Posted by OuterCow on May 15, 2012 at 1:43 PM · Report this
34
More Immanuel Kant. Maybe some David Hume.
Posted by Philo on May 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM · Report this
rob! 35
Re: science, the holy trinity of teevee news stories on biomedicine: Pipetmans, laminar-flow hoods, and gel electrophoresis.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on May 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM · Report this
Kevin_BGFH 36
My special request for HUMP is that you take it on the road this year and have a special screening in San Francisco. The Castro Theatre is very lovely and very accommodating -- I'm sure you'd sell out very quickly.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH http://biggayfrathouse.typepad.com/blog/ on May 15, 2012 at 2:21 PM · Report this
37
3D IMAX?
Posted by DJSauvage on May 15, 2012 at 2:38 PM · Report this
38
Mittens
Posted by Valpey on May 15, 2012 at 2:59 PM · Report this
Rubykelp 39
Merkins! Jesus Dildo! Franklin Mint Commemorative Princess Diana Plates!
Posted by Rubykelp on May 15, 2012 at 3:24 PM · Report this
40
Puppets! Seriously, it'll be hilarious.
Posted by muffin on May 15, 2012 at 3:25 PM · Report this
41
Musical instruments! (so not guitars...) Or inflatable objects.
Posted by JRob on May 15, 2012 at 3:59 PM · Report this
42
A fez! The letter Q! One of those air tube dudes that flop around!

@36 YES. I 2nd bringing it down to San Francisco! Please please please???
Posted by tilda_sf on May 15, 2012 at 4:39 PM · Report this
43
Cats innocently hanging out while other action takes place.
Posted by meow on May 15, 2012 at 4:48 PM · Report this
undead ayn rand 44
@37: Analglyph.
Posted by undead ayn rand on May 15, 2012 at 4:49 PM · Report this
45
Sweater vests, rubber duckies, and etch-a-sketches.
Posted by tinkerbell on May 15, 2012 at 4:55 PM · Report this
46
lab coats!!!
Posted by ferfer on May 15, 2012 at 5:49 PM · Report this
saxfanatic 47
@38: Yes, yes, yes!

Homer: (singing) "If you're happy and you know it say a swear..."
Nelson: "Boobs!"
Milhouse: "Heinie!"
Ralph Wiggum: "Mittens!"

Posted by saxfanatic on May 15, 2012 at 6:31 PM · Report this
bi_and_i_know_it 48
I'm with @36 - As a long time fan of all things Savage, I'd like this in San Francisco! It could even be a road show in major cities (although the selfish me just cares about SF :) )
Posted by bi_and_i_know_it on May 15, 2012 at 8:24 PM · Report this
49
Avengers costumes?
Posted by MsKabar on May 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM · Report this
50
Amazon (Amholes?), three freaking sports domes, hot sex on the light rail
Posted by Flipcorp on May 15, 2012 at 10:08 PM · Report this
51
Silly String
Posted by The fag on May 16, 2012 at 6:06 AM · Report this
52
13 & 30.
Posted by LaSargenta on May 16, 2012 at 8:22 AM · Report this
53
Science!
Posted by roshi on May 16, 2012 at 10:01 AM · Report this
54
Unicorns, plz
Posted by cuddlesaurus on May 16, 2012 at 10:16 AM · Report this
55
A San Francisco screening.
Posted by JohnnyMission on May 16, 2012 at 10:41 AM · Report this
56
An homage to the end of DADT.
Posted by JohnnyMission on May 16, 2012 at 10:44 AM · Report this
Lose-Lose 57
I second @28!
How about a ferry (Washington State transportation kind)?
The SLUT video a few years back was AWESOME, I think a ferry video would go over very well too!
Posted by Lose-Lose on May 16, 2012 at 10:48 AM · Report this
58
can't tell you what i'd like to see, but attempting one deflowering a 20 year old virgin boy from utah. it will be super hot.
Posted by rachelsn on May 16, 2012 at 11:40 AM · Report this
59
A slinky. A pressure washer. A unicycle. A nun. A freight elevator. And I agree with silly string. And merkins.
Posted by Former virgin on May 16, 2012 at 12:54 PM · Report this
60
This must be the first comment thread in internet history where you've reached 60 comments without anyone mentioning Ron Paul, so ...

Ron Paul.
Posted by thryn on May 16, 2012 at 10:22 PM · Report this
61
Walrus tusks.
Posted by billatq on May 18, 2012 at 9:11 PM · Report this

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