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Friday, May 25, 2012

Six Moms with Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Shitty Website Decide to Fight Gay Superheroes

Posted by on Fri, May 25, 2012 at 11:30 AM

The One Million Moms are protesting Marvel Comics' gay superhero wedding and the upcoming unveiling of DC Comics' "major" gay character. One Million Moms has a letter on their website that you can send to DC and Marvel just by adding your information. It reads, in part:

As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am extremely disappointed that you would use a children's superhero character to help endorse same-sex marriage and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. It is disgusting that your company would participate in introducing sexual orientation to children when they are not equipped to understand what sexual preferences involve.

Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage and the gay lifestyle choice in your comic books. Gay adults do not need superheroes as role models. Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light. As a Christian, I know that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible states this clearly in Romans 1:26-27.

A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is extremely unnecessary.

First of all: Kids don't read Marvel or DC Comics anymore. Second of all: Apparently, you can change the text of the letter you send to Marvel and DC Comics executives to say whatever you want it to say:

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Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 1

By and large, if you read between the lines, I'd say that about 85% of Super Heroes were pretty much gay.

Except Spiderman.

And everyone hated him.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on May 25, 2012 at 11:36 AM
2

Religious people are against homosexuality because homosexuals, on their own, cannot have children. More children strengthen the church through numbers. To wit: Catholics.
Posted by balmontguy on May 25, 2012 at 11:44 AM
3
That was fun!

And the Million Moms now have my new email address and name: Not A Bigot, Notabigot@notabigot.com
Posted by judybrowni on May 25, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Vince 4
One million nagging fascists.
Posted by Vince on May 25, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Dexter 5
I love the complaint that homosexuality is too complicated for children to understand.....like the Bible is so cut-and-dry.
Posted by Dexter on May 25, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 6

Be wary.

A Superhero may give you a ride home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on May 25, 2012 at 11:58 AM
ArtBasketSara 7
Thanks "One Million Moms" for the opportunity to send my support on your behalf!
Posted by ArtBasketSara on May 25, 2012 at 12:03 PM
TortoiseTurtle 8
That form is a spambot waiting to happen. I think the site was built by a 14 year old. I'd bet 10:1 odds it takes comma separated emails, too. Anybody feelin' a cURL loop? :P
Posted by TortoiseTurtle http://slog.thestranger.com on May 25, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Allyn 9
All I’ve ever read for comic books were the Garfield books when I was a kid, so I need you all to help me out here.

Don’t comic books deal with terrorism, death, murder, violence and theft?

“A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand.”

My kid’s reading a book about a slave girl right now. I find it a lot easier to explain to my seven-year-old how families come in all sorts of styles, than it is to explain slavery.
Posted by Allyn on May 25, 2012 at 12:10 PM
10
Paul, you're too optimistic in your headcount. The One Million Moms are a project of the AFA. That means there's really only three of them, they're all male, and they're at keyboards in the Marketing Department. But your letter's great.
Posted by Calpete on May 25, 2012 at 12:12 PM
11
Mortal women are no match for Superfag
Posted by randomitis on May 25, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Andi Szilagyi 12
Screw these God moms, the real issue here is that DC Comics are a bunch of chicken shits for "outing" a character no one outside of your local comic shop has ever heard of. They could have at least used one of the many Robins they have at their disposal.
Posted by Andi Szilagyi on May 25, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Reverse Polarity 13
Sometimes I wonder if organizations like One Million Moms are self-parody, or whether they really are that inept.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on May 25, 2012 at 12:17 PM
14
F. U. Wonmilyan-Maughms just sent a strongly worded email
Posted by 5000927 on May 25, 2012 at 12:21 PM
15
I'm glad you did your duty, Paul, and told at least one other person about this important campaign today.
Posted by Sheryl on May 25, 2012 at 12:22 PM
iridius 16
I just sent a letter too, but my friend made a good point. If Marvel or DC doesn't actually read ever single letter, they may count your positive letter in with the negative ones. It would suck if your positive letter ended up actually swaying DC or Marvel to do something in response (although I think they won't).
Posted by iridius on May 25, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Loose Pickles 17
It looks like you can register a complaint about a particular program or commercial or issue. I'd recommend registering a complaint about their website: http://www.onemillionmoms.com/ComplaintF…
Posted by Loose Pickles on May 25, 2012 at 12:25 PM
18
Meanwhile in the way back machine:

1979 - Northstar originally conceived of as a gay character and appears in his first comic. Marvel would only let his sexuality be hinted at until ... (No protest)

1992 - Northstar says "I am gay" (No protest)

2012 - Northstar marries. (The world is coming to an end! Oh my God, think of the children! What would Jesus say - other than love the least among us of course?!?)

You guys missed this boat 33 years ago.
Posted by DenguyFL on May 25, 2012 at 12:26 PM
toxicmommy 19
bahahah that was fun
Posted by toxicmommy http://www.facebook.com/toxicmommy on May 25, 2012 at 12:29 PM
treacle 20
Ha! That was fun!
Posted by treacle on May 25, 2012 at 12:31 PM
21
Yeah read that passage I'm not so sure it condemns homosexuality.
Posted by Democrat1234 on May 25, 2012 at 12:31 PM
22
Thanks for the link Paul. I sent them a letter.

Dear comics writers.
I don't understand why some people have a problem with gays in the comics. You've been promoting hetero sex with those busty women in skin tight outfits for decades. I see no problem with finally having some gay characters. Keep up the good work guys.
Posted by Root on May 25, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Allyn 23
I edited their form letter:
As a parent, I am extremely unconcerned that you would use a comic superhero character to help endorse same-sex marriage and mention the homosexual lifestyle. It is delightful that your company would participate in introducing different lifestyles to children when they are learning more and more about the world in which they live (even through the fantastically fictional world of a comic book).

Fortunately, children (and more commonly: adults) are now being exposed to same-sex marriage in your comic books and their daily lives. Gay adults may not need superheroes as role models, but gay children who happen to read your comic do. Your company is opening young minds by showing these characters in a positive light.

A comic book is one place to start a discussion with one’s children on topics that are complicated, but within their scope of understanding. It’s important to introduce issues of this nature early and often, which is extremely necessary in raising children with open and curious minds.

Please do the right thing and ignore the pleas of the One Millionish Moms to reverse your decision to have sexual orientation displayed to your readers.

My warmest regards,
Posted by Allyn on May 25, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Knat 24
Check back with me later, and I'm sure I'll have thought of a way to make a reference to "Rage" the gay superhero comic book character created for Queer As Folk.
Posted by Knat on May 25, 2012 at 12:44 PM
bleedingheartlibertarian 25
Subject: Please ignore the Million Moms

"They are a handful of busybodies who probably don't let their poor kids read comic books anyway. And they are so stupid that they have provided me this platform with which to send you an email of my full and unequivocal support. They are no threat to you, your readership, or your bottom line. Carry on."
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on May 25, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 26
HEY!! One Millions Moms!!! Get me a cup of coffee sugar tits! And make it snappy!! Besides you're supposed to be in the kitchen anyway.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 25, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Dougsf 27
When I was a kid, I new these neighbor kids whose parents wouldn't let them watch The Dukes of Hazzard based on some bizarre concern over how they would drive their own cars one day. Sure, it's completely bizarre logic—life's full of that—but I can't help but wonder if there's something else that's really motivating them that they just didn't have the wherewithal to explain to their children. Was it Daisy? The Duke Boys' 501s? Or did they truly believe their little twins would be jumping the river at the county line in their LeBarons one day? (side note: another neighbor drove a General Lee replica, I do not know how this factored into all of this.)

Now, quoting Bible versus to condemn a fictional Canadian superhero with the power fly at light speed...that also likes guys? Um... sure. It's you're right to be as wack-a-doo as you'd like. But what lesson do you think you're really teaching your kids with this protest?
Posted by Dougsf on May 25, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 28
1) go to http://www.facebook.com/onemillionmoms

2) click on 'message' arrow, to the right of the 'like' button.

3) scroll down to 'report page'

4) click 'hate speech or violent attack'

5) chose 'targets based on gender or orientation'
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on May 25, 2012 at 1:19 PM
icouldliveinhope 29
You called it!
Posted by icouldliveinhope on May 25, 2012 at 1:29 PM
pfffter 30
@28 Done! I sent the letter via their site too, but reporting them for hate speech was much more satisfying.
Posted by pfffter on May 25, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Pip Hellion 31
No business action at the level we're discussing takes place without a great deal of market research. Marvel and DC have determined a market exists for thier product, and they'll charge ahead to make the money they want. One millions moms will definitely be supporting Disney, regardless, to appease their fat little kids who want to see the next Nemo movie.
Posted by Pip Hellion on May 25, 2012 at 1:36 PM
pfffter 32
Developing story: looks like DC is blocking email from AFA servers. HAHAHAHA.


Unable to deliver message to the following recipients, due to being unable to connect successfully to the destination mail server.

DCComicsAdvertising@dccomics.com


I was able to successfully send the email when sending through my mail server just fine.
Posted by pfffter on May 25, 2012 at 2:02 PM
ArtBasketSara 33
@16 I had a similar thought, not that I think they would change anything because of these e-mails. But we should find other ways to contact them and let them know our support/"subterfuge" of the OMM campaign.
Posted by ArtBasketSara on May 25, 2012 at 2:16 PM
ArtBasketSara 34
@32 what are AFA servers?
Posted by ArtBasketSara on May 25, 2012 at 2:18 PM
pfffter 35
@34 American Family Association, the hate umbrella org for One Million Moms.
Posted by pfffter on May 25, 2012 at 2:22 PM
36
I just spent five minutes posting comments on their FB page. Pointless, but fun.
Posted by alexandria on May 25, 2012 at 2:29 PM
ArtBasketSara 37
Ah, I see...lolz indeed!
Posted by ArtBasketSara on May 25, 2012 at 2:29 PM
38
Surprisingly cathartic…

“Please ignore One Million Moms. They are idiots who would never buy a comic book in the first place.

Bring on the gay superheroes! It's about time that Green Lantern came out of the closet.”
Posted by AK Rob on May 25, 2012 at 2:41 PM
danindowntown 39
And done!
Posted by danindowntown on May 25, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Matt from Denver 40
@ 27, the parents there were most likely being up front and stating their honest concerns. Keep in mind that parents of that era had grown up without seeing movies or TV featuring lots of car chases, and parents tend to worry about how things they didn't grow up with affect kids these days. Also, there used to be a lot more concern that kids would go out and try to do any damned thing they saw on TV or in a comic book or movie. I think it was the same underlying fear that made some of these same parents commit their kids once they became rebellious teens.
Posted by Matt from Denver on May 25, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Dougsf 41
@40 - Very good point.
Posted by Dougsf on May 25, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Free Lunch 42
@28 - That's awesome. Done.
Posted by Free Lunch on May 25, 2012 at 6:51 PM
pfffter 43
@40 geez, apologist much?
Posted by pfffter on May 26, 2012 at 2:06 AM
44
No, just explaining. It's still an extreme case, but he's largely right. A lot of this sort of ongoing moral panic very quietly slipped under the surface when Bill Clinton became President (maybe due to the rise of new preoccupations for busybodies and new moral panics) and pretty much dropped out altogether after 9/11/2001.
Posted by JeffB on May 26, 2012 at 8:10 AM
45
One Million Moms Want Hulk to Put on Shirt and Take off Gay Purple Pants

As a parent and member of OneMillionMoms.com, I'm angry that you would use a children's superhero character to help endorse shirtless lifestyles and glorify the homosexual wearing of purple pants.

Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to bare-chested giant green rage monsters and the gay purple pants choice in your comic books. Gay adults do not need shirtless purple pants-wearing gym junkies as role models. Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay Avengers on pedestals in a positive light. As a Christian, I know that purple pants are a sin. The Bible states this clearly in Romans 1:26-27.

A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with fashion questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is extremely unnecessary.

Please do the right thing and reverse your decision to have purple pants displayed to young readers. My decision to support your company and parent company depends on it.

I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern.
Posted by Tobin on May 26, 2012 at 10:27 AM
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One Million Moms Want Hulk to Put on Shirt and Take off Gay Purple Pants

As a parent and member of OneMillionMoms.com, I'm angry that you would use a children's superhero character to help endorse shirtless lifestyles and glorify the homosexual wearing of purple pants.

Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to bare-chested giant green rage monsters and the gay purple pants choice in your comic books. Gay adults do not need shirtless purple pants-wearing gym junkies as role models. Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay Avengers on pedestals in a positive light. As a Christian, I know that purple pants are a sin. The Bible states this clearly in Romans 1:26-27.

A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with fashion questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is extremely unnecessary.

Please do the right thing and reverse your decision to have purple pants displayed to young readers. My decision to support your company and parent company depends on it.

I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern.
Posted by Tobin on May 26, 2012 at 10:28 AM
malcolmxy 47
plenty of kids still read the big two, and Marvel, in particular has been leading everyone in the media in tackling the topics that advance liberty for all.

I don't read myself anymore, but I check out a synopsis of the big storylines now and again. sad that we have to rely on comic books to lead the way on issues as important as this one.
Posted by malcolmxy on May 26, 2012 at 3:21 PM
48
"It is disgusting that your company would participate in introducing sexual orientation to children when they are not equipped to understand what sexual preferences involve."

By that logic, we should remove children from households with married parents, lest they get the idea their parents are - surprise! - in a relationship and have a "sexual preference" for each other.
Posted by brendan on May 26, 2012 at 6:35 PM
49
What's new about this??

Robin is CLEARLY gay.

Batman. Also gay, into twink....

Nothing is gayer than a pretty muscle-man in a body suit. Nothing. :-)
Posted by Docme on May 26, 2012 at 10:52 PM
50
So you have to join OMM in order to send an email through their site. Doesn't that just give them another "mom" voice to point to? There's no obvious mechanism to 'unjoin'.
Posted by k.wren on May 28, 2012 at 6:42 PM

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