Gang Members Bystanders, Avoid Folklife Seattle: Some guy allegedly shot at another guy during a gang-y confrontation near Folklife yesterday, hitting a bystander in the calf.

"A Tsunami of Lies": Syria claims that it was not involved in this weekend's huge massacre.

In the Red: Greek PM Lucas Papademos says Greece will run out of money by the end of the June if bailout funds are cut off.

Here Comes the Sun: German solar plants set a world record for energy output Friday, producing one third of its energy needs through solar power alone.

Commuting Kills: A new study shows that those with commutes longer than 15 miles get less exercise and are likelier to be obese.

Time to Stock Up: Price hikes on some kinds of liquor could be as high as 35 percent starting this Friday, when the state hands the reins to private retailers, according to a wholesalers trade group.

That's an Old Flute: Scientists recently discovered the oldest musical instruments in the world: a pair of 42,000-year-old flutes.

Give It Up: US's $6 billion efforts to curb the Afghan poppy trade are an abject failure.

"The Wolf Pack": A look at the people who profited big off JP Morgan's fucked up trading.

That Was Unexpected: A dumb thing Dan Quayle once said about unmarried moms may be turning out to be true.

And now, via Slogger Large Hardon Colluder, the greatest wedding proposal ever conceived:

I'm crying.