We got your RFP (request for proposals) right here.

Among the terms: proposers will get "an introduction" to the labor unions—stagehands, film technicians, etc.—but can negotiate their own situations. And that lil' ol' theater called Intiman currently occupying the space? Seattle Center says:

While not a requirement, the ideal proposal would include an opportunity for Intiman Theater to continue to produce a summer theater festival at the Playhouse.

So it's possible that Intiman (the theater) will no longer be at Intiman (the playhouse). And your total utilities bill will probably be somewhere around $40,000 a year. Proposals are due by July 13. Get to writing! I want to see some crazy ideas in this round of RFPs.

If anyone wants to take my idea of filling the main theater space with gravel and turning it into a simulated parking lot where people can play heavy-metal shows; recreate Grateful Dead parking-lot scenes; host badminton, bb gun-shooting, and beer-chugging triathlons; or do all the weird, experimental, destructive theater and dance that you can't get away with at normal theaters—you're welcome to it.