You Mean He Could've Done This All the Time? The Obama administration will unilaterally implement a major provision of the proposed DREAM Act by stopping the deportation of younger undocumented immigrants who came to the US as children and have since lived law abiding lives. An estimated 800,000 American-raised immigrants who have lived in fear of deportation will receive work permits.

That's $63.6 Million a Year. Convicted $7 billion Ponzi-schemer Allen Stanford was sentenced to 110 years in jail, and ordered to forfeit $5.9 billion in assets. “I worked my butt off for 30 years to build this company,” Stanford told the court. His lack of a butt should serve him well in prison.

That's $488.4 Million a Mile. Sound Transit expects to spend $2.1 billion to extend light rail 4.3 miles from the University of Washington to Northgate.

"Vagina!" A Michigan legislator was barred from speaking on the House floor after using the word "vagina" in a speech.

Rob McKenna Is a Liar. But then, we already knew that.

Zoo Murders Baby Snow Leopard. The Woodland Park Zoo euthanized a 6-week-old snow leopard cub that was born with multiple heart defects. Damn you, Obamacare and your snow leopard death panels!

Because Guns Make Us Safer. A woman is in critical condition after being accidentally shot in the back by her boyfriend while sitting in a parked car at a Jack in the Box in North Seattle. This is the third accidental shooting in Seattle since May 24.

Canadians Have Lots of Guns Too. Three armored car workers were shot dead and another critically wounded in a robbery on the University of Alberta campus.

Fuck Europe. US industrial production dropped slightly in May, as austerity abroad strangles our export markets.

Fuck the Thunder. The Miami Heat held off the Oklahoma City Stolen Thunder to take game two 100 to 96, knotting their NBA finals series at one apiece.

Occupy Sonics Arena. Thousands turned out at a rally in support of a new NBA arena in Sodo.

Beware of Geeks Wearing Lifts. Seattle City Council member and First Avenue defender Sally Bagshaw called Chris Hansen's arena proposal a "Trojan horse." Guess we know which way she's voting on the deal.

Must've Been the Old Testament God. Former Seattle Seahawk Kevin Ellison set his own bed on fire after God told him to. I'm guessing God also told him to smoke a lot of crack.

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