Yesterday, after
all that talk about Oreos,
The Stranger's offices erupted into a blood feud over
the matter of milk. Some
Stranger staffers claim that a tall, cool glass of milk is a refreshing treat. Other
Stranger staffers say that the texture and consistency of milk becomes disgusting as soon as you turn 13. The
pro-milk folks say nothing is better than a cookie dipped in milk. The
anti-milk forces claim that a soggy cookie is about as much of a pleasure as a half-chewed cookie you dug out of someone else's mouth. The battle went on for a while. No conclusions were reached. It was decided that a Slog poll was necessary. And here we are: