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Friday, July 6, 2012

Death / 2012 Death and Breakfast

Posted by on Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 1:45 PM

This is terrible:

The owner of the Ohio restaurant where President Barack Obama breakfasted this morning died later today.

Josephine “Ann” Harris, 70, the owner of Ann's place, was pronounced dead at 11:18 a.m., after complaning of "fatigue and a tingling feeling," the Akron Beacon Journal reported.

Harris was reportedly a big fan of the president.

 

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1
this will help shift Ohio to the red column
Posted by buwahahahahahahahahahahahahah! on July 6, 2012 at 1:54 PM
2
RIP.
Posted by seatackled on July 6, 2012 at 1:55 PM
3
Why do I bother to read unregistered republican idiots
Posted by wl on July 6, 2012 at 2:05 PM
4
Terrible would be if he died before getting to meet the Prez.
Posted by give me pom on July 6, 2012 at 2:09 PM
5
he is a she.
Posted by butt, thank you for your kind words on July 6, 2012 at 2:32 PM
6
@4, he is a she (as 5 noted). Women own businesses too.
Posted by wxPDX on July 6, 2012 at 2:45 PM
COMTE 7
And the "Obama's Death Panel" conspiracy nuts begin ranting in...3...2...1...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on July 6, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
Obama explained how much he was going to have to pay for mandatory insurance for his employees.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on July 6, 2012 at 5:50 PM
9
She heard Obama bragging about how he had Andrew Breitbart killed. SHE KNEW TOO MUCH.
Posted by Pope Buck I on July 6, 2012 at 6:01 PM
10
@8 Unless Ann's Place employs more than 50 employees, that would be "$0.00", so I guess maybe it was death from happiness?
Posted by madcap on July 6, 2012 at 6:46 PM
11
the republicans will try to say this was..... murder!
Posted by high and bi on July 6, 2012 at 6:52 PM
John Scott Tynes 12
It must be Obama's Antichrist Death Touch (2d6 damage + 1d3/round for twelve rounds).
Posted by John Scott Tynes http://www.johntynes.com/ on July 7, 2012 at 8:55 AM
13
I think she died of cognitive dissonance.
Posted by PCM on July 7, 2012 at 8:56 AM
prompt 14
This is the least newsworthy thing I've read all week. Even more so than the "Beiber gets a speeding ticket" headline.
Posted by prompt on July 7, 2012 at 11:24 AM

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