Whatever plans you have for Sunday night—gardening, hugging your family, checking for cancer moles—cancel them. Instead, secure a date, head down to Rebar, and watch comedian Kyle Kinane roll up his sleeves and dazzle you with jokes.

You won't be disappointed. Kinane, a master storyteller and gleeful fuckup, has turned his strengths—drinking, being the creepiest guy at Wal-Mart—into a hilarious career. Each story unfolds leisurely, like trains colliding at a walker's pace. Here's what I mean:

Here are the full details:
Kyle Kinane, presented by Mirthling!
Rebar (1114 Howell St)
July 8 at 7:30pm, doors open at 7:00pm, 21+
$10 adv/$12 dos