The quarter-billionaire has lost his money! Can you help him find it?

Romney re: off-shore investments – they’re in a blind trust. “I don’t manage them. I don’t even know where they are,” he says.

— O. Kay Henderson (@okayhenderson) July 9, 2012

Republicans claim that Romney's business acumen is the reason we should elect him to the White House. But bearing that in mind, shouldn't we be electing the guy who handles Mitt Romney's blind trust? After all, he's the one who's keeping Romney's fortune in such sterling shape.

In related news, it looks like Mitt's getting pissed because he has to answer questions about his money all the time. Awwwwww.