It's fucking gorgeous outside! But if you're sunburned/stroked/hate sunshine, consider spending the evening in the cool, dark basement known as Comedy Underground with a drink in your hand while (former Seattle comedian) Andy Haynes, Nick Turner, and Sean O'Connor take turns telling you jokes.
If you're busy tonight, you can also catch them Friday and Saturday night at 8:30pm—info and tickets here.
Now for all you suburb-trucking car lovers out there, here's Haynes proverbially shitting all over mass transit. DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU: