This has to be some kind of a campaign record: The Romney campaign is pre-fighting back over an imaginary Obama campaign "Saturday Surprise."
"We want to communicate to the world that we are ready for whatever they throw at us," a Romney adviser told BuzzFeed unsolicited. "After poor economic numbers today, we are preparing for them to throw out absurdities, distractions, and anything else they can to divert from the economy."
“We’ve already announced what we’re doing this weekend, which is holding more than 4,700 organizational events across the nation mobilizing voters 100 days out from the election," said campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt. "This is dog-wagging that would make David Mamet blush – a campaign reacting to a rumor they invented to try to pivot from their diplodisaster”
The more I see the Romney campaign in action, the more I suspect they have no fucking clue what they're doing.