Soon Will Come the Day When Life Vomits Out Pat Robertson


I can only hope he dies a slow painful death in extreme poverty. I can only hope.
This same confusion occurs with pro-choice too.

"Thank your mother for being pro-life."

Fuck you, my mom was loudly pro-choice, and chose to have me.

"Have you actually read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."
David vs Pat.....

Battle of the Mental Pygmies!
@ 1, the poverty bit is very unlikely, but there are many nasty, drawn-out diseases which could befall him. Pancreatic cancer comes to mind.

That said, I really have to wonder if anyone who isn't a committed dominionist homophobe even listens to this man anymore.
@1, I hope he's crushed by a stack of bibles falling from a tall shelf, and lives just long enough just to realize the literal bible thumping is not unlike the metaphorical.
Sigh... Only the good, and the poor, die young. Rich evil bastards just go on and on.
@1--Hurricane or earthquake would be much, much funnier.
As Dan has said many times: the gays will shut up when full civil equality is achieved. Until then, there will be yelling. Anyone who doesn't like the noise can just agree to grant full civil equality and they'll get their wish.
It always comes down to babies with these people. Maybe I don't want a baby.
I didn't even know that old cocksucker was still alive. I thought he kicked the bucket a couple years ago.
Actually, if there is a god, Robertson could easily live forever. I can't imagine a person the good Lord would be more averse to having join Him than old Patty.
I hadn't thought about it, but you're right. In their minds, if you're a guy who supports gay rights, then you're assumed to be gay. It's the only reasonable conclusion, as far as they're concerned.
Anyone who is so concerned about the sex other people are having, which has no effect on their existence whatsoever, need to STFU. Period.
"...and the swine, though it divides the hoof, having cloven hooves, yet does not chew the cud, is unclean to you." (Leviticus 11:7)…
at 7 billion people on Earth, it seems that we should all be having more sex (to keep us peacefull) but fewer babies.
Having non-procreative sex (and a lot of it) would be better for humankind.
@13 yes. It's obvious that this stuff comes down from straight guys who find gay guys icky, but think gay women are kinda hot (but sinful! Sinful! Hot, but sinful!). They just don't seem to regard lesbians as, you know, REALLY homosexuals. That's just icky, icky guys. Somehow. Living inside Pat Robertson's head must just be a horror not worth contemplating.
Lesbians get left out of the conversation once again because in reality Pat, et al, are freaked out about butt sex. It's an obsession. They don't even seem to be aware that half of gay people are woman, many of whom have procreated.
@15 - nicely done.

I'd like Pat to show everyone where in the U.S. Constitution it says that we're allowed to use our children as blood sacrifices to our gods.
I would love to kick this guy in the teeth