Eggs are Just as Bad as Smoking (!!!) Some study shows that eating the yolks of eggs hardens your arteries with plaque. Quote of the article: "It's more than the cholesterol in a Hardee's monster thick burger which is two-thirds of a pound of beef, three slices of cheese and four slices of bacon." That's just for ONE EGG!!

Fewer Teenage Blowjobs: Study shows that teens are not having as much oral sex as they were a few years ago.

Easy Catch: Bellingham man backs into police car, gets arrested for DUI.

Ryan Uses Mom to Convince Elderly: Paul Ryan visits some retirement homes (speak up!) to talk about Medicare. Next, he'll be visiting a baptist church with his "black friend" to stump about the voting rights act.

Taylor Bridge Fire: Some people allowed to return home now that the fire is 40% contained. In five days, it has burned nearly 22,000 acres and destroyed about 70 buildings.

Men's Birth Control Might Happen: Reversible sperm-busting pill could be an awesome way to keep from getting knocked up. And it's easy! Use it when (if?) it comes, straight guys.

Fluoride News of The Day: James Robert Deal would be up in arms over this attempt to fluoridate the waters of Portland.

Now here's a two-year-old video of a bird dancing to some song.