"Product Has a Thousand Uses"

Comments

1
I had a friend leave one of those at my house! I have never used it and this article has convinced me to continue not using it!
2
Um.

Wow.
3
I've been reading the reviews. [God], that's funny.
4
The last model I used was the 541R. After it killed my dog, I swore I'd never use another banana slicer, but it looks like they worked that bug out of the design.
5
This thing CRIES OUT for a Banana Slicer Cleaner, maybe 18 small bristle brushes mounted vertically on a dishwasher-safe base.

*pittypattypittypattypittypatty* [runs off to the patent ...making place]
6
How long until someone at Amazon deletes the reviews for being frivolous or something? Delightful.
7
@6, Amazon is usually pretty good about leaving up reviews like these, search '3 wolf moon t-shirt' and 'tuscan milk' for other Amazon review-y goodness.
8
Or, for horrifyingly "funny" comments,

http://www.amazon.com/Touched-The-Jerry-…

For Jerry Sandusky's biography. Written pre-trial obviously.
9
At 1:06. Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?
10
the thing we know as a banana (technically a Cavendish Banana) was man made and not "natural" (Take THAT creationist banana fondlers!) But it is also run into trouble as a plant and real scientist believe we are seeing its end of days. Once we have no more sweet bananas will they sell this as a plantain slicer? Seems like a smaller market.