The Nature of Lost Property

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Goddamnit Charles, you did NOT post this at 8:20. This was not here before 9:00. Why did you reset the time?
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The problem might be that what is another man's junk, is some woman's nightmare.
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@1 charles and I belong to an elite society of Time Travelers. I know, it's shocking, but now the Truth must be told.

Oh, and you should really stop drinking, @1, it WILL be the death of you.
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Ah, advanced responsibility: whereby one becomes responsible for things (and people) with which one comes into contact. Its a difficult world, but if more people were like this, it would be a better world.
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You're a bad man, Chuck.
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Charles is my favorite.
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Real glass and metal frames? Those will get you laid people.
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@1, im on painkillers. i composed the thing at that time.
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Wow Chuck.
You're so deep.
I'm so impressed.
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"im on painkillers"
nuff said
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You're great, Charles. I hope the next time I see you at Vermillion we can chat.
12
don't pick up anything you find in the city. it's all covered in piss.
13
I feel the same way about reading a post with your name at the headline, Charles. Is it junk? Am I just going to waste my time reading this? Deep intellectual/political essay or bottom-of-shoe tripe? Or is it possible to be both?
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@12. Most folks I know have running water. Stores sell soap (last time I checked).
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@2: "another man's junk, is some woman's nightmare"
So women are afraid of cocks? Just because YOU can't get any...
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If you leave it where it is, you can consider it re-gifting. The generous soul is the guilty soul.
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Classic Charles!